31 comments

  • mvkel 2 minutes ago

    I maintain that the entire event was to create a trail of evidence that justifies merging Tesla and SpaceX. No car will ever ship.

  • jansport123 10 minutes ago

    one one hand, i think showmanship can be used to generate interest for something that is far off and thus allow humans to pursue long term goals and i think elon has used this tactic in the past for the right reasons but these days it seems like he just uses this tactic to deceive people - almost like trump.

      sportsracersss 7 minutes ago

      He's using it to hype his case for SpaceX acquiring Tesla.

      Elon's M.O. is to roll his tapped-out prior ventures (including debts) into the current white-hot thing.

        andsoitis 2 minutes ago

        > He's using it to hype his case for SpaceX acquiring Tesla.

        > Elon's M.O. is to roll his tapped-out prior ventures (including debts) into the current white-hot thing.

        SpaceX is the long game. It started before Tesla. It is not a fly by night operation.

  • Hydraulix989 5 minutes ago

    Even the Cybertruck reservations took years to materialize, at a much higher price.

  • xvxvx an hour ago

    Elon:’This is a car people will be able to own and drive’.

    Someone add that to the list of bullshit he said.

      sneak 7 minutes ago

      I’d take the other side of that bet. $10k USD says that normal consumers are owning and driving Tesla Roadsters within 10 years.

      If you believe what you write, it’s easy money for you. Deal?

        skeeter2020 3 minutes ago

        do you normally commit to - and pay a sizeable deposit - ten years before you take deilvery of a new car?

        clipsy a minute ago

        Within 10 years of today, or within 10 years of when it was announced 9 years ago?

        wlesieutre 3 minutes ago

        Can I take that bet on the one that does flips?

  • hingler36 28 minutes ago

    As much as I dislike Tesla, a lot of this feels like pretty standard legalize that would be in most reservation or pre-order documents to protect the company. Can anyone speak to if this is truly unique for in this case?

  • jgilias 25 minutes ago

    Wouldn’t be a first

  • micromacrofoot 28 minutes ago

    There's probably going to be a single trick car someone can demo remotely (no passengers) somewhere like an hour away from LA, it will very often be down for maintenance, and everyone will only be able to buy the street legal version of the car which won't be available for another 3 years

  • kylecazar 27 minutes ago

    The reservations are refundable, and even if they weren't, his fanboys with means would buy them anyway.

    He still has a lot of wealthy acolytes (for some reason) and they live for exclusive new shit.

  • r0ckarong 23 minutes ago

    It has vapor thrusters to glide above the ignorant fools who didn't buy one.

      delichon 14 minutes ago

      You'll have about 4 to 11 seconds to gloat.

      JSR_FDED 14 minutes ago

      Very briefly, before coming back down to earth.

  • Kevin_Flynn an hour ago

    ... because it was always a PR stunt.

    The dialog of the event spelled it out.

    "We are here at SpaceX's uh rocket test and development center in McGregor, Texas. It's 4,000 acres. Thank you for having us. Thank you for hosting us, SpaceX."

    Establishes SpaceX as a giant.

    "we're 20 years from when Elon first introduced the Roadster to the world. And it was really a proof of concept that proved EVs were viable product, fun to drive, could go the distance."

    Establishes Elon/Tesla as an innovator. Spells out clearly the context "proof of concept." Associates "demonstrations" with "proof." Introduces the concepts of "fun", "viable", and "longevity" aka "distance."

    "They were real cars. And look at how far we've come in those 20 years."

    Compares introduction of a car, with current demonstration, and establishes the idea that todays "flying car" is going to be just as successful, given time.

    "But you know, the last time we had Roadster and SpaceX together, we put Elons's into orbit."

    Establishes "the sky as the limit" as to what these two companies can do together. The heart of the entire sales pitch.

    "And you can see there, and you know, Starman is still out there somewhere. Amazing feat."

    Defines "creating more space junk for publicity stunts" as an "amazing feat."

    "you're going to see the results of what happens when you have a collaboration with the world's best car company and the world's best rocket company."

    Repetition of the sales pitch to cement it.

    "The future is autonomous, Elon, right? Yes. But this is not an autonomous car. It is the last. Well, it it is technically autonomous for this demo to make sure we don't kill anyone. Correct. So, just in case. Uh, but uh this will actually be long-term the only uh manually driven car that Tesla makes. You're going to have some fun sometimes. Yeah. And so, if you're going to have only one manually driven car, let's uh let's take it to the limits and way past the limits."

    Confusion. Establishes autonomous with inevitibility. Claims demo car is not automous, then claims it is autonomous, because its dangerous to drive it manually. Plants the idea that its the only car you're gonna need, you can drive it manually, and its the ultimate experience.

    Then, as everyone is confused, they start the countdown, and the magic show commences.

    Either you see the scripted psyop aka sales pitch or you don't.

    We all watched the same demo.

    Some of us saw an amazing future.

    The rest of us saw a circus selling timeshare condos.

    Tesla and SpaceX are "engineering companies." Engineering is at the heart of what they do.

    Wouldn't you have more confidence, if they had engineered something useful for a demonstration as an investor, instead of the song and dance ?

    Companies are supposed to produce useful products to generate profits, which is why investors invest, right ?

    To me it looks like they are out of actual real useful ideas. If they had a new useful idea why didn't we see it ?

    I think this might have lowered institutional investor confidence because it looks like a vegas show and smells like a tourist pump and dump intended to capture the "retail publics" money.

    You can do better Elon. I know you can.

    ps. I am a Starlink subscriber, and I love the service. Please don't cancel me.

      cyanydeez 33 minutes ago

      Worlds richest nigerian prince wants list of most gullible people.

        Kevin_Flynn 31 minutes ago

        I would pay you to write executive summaries for me.

        That was perfect.

      onlypassingthru 26 minutes ago

      Serious question, do better how? What if reusable rockets and S3XY cars were the breakthroughs and everything after is just meh?

        bcatanzaro a minute ago

        Tesla isn’t interested in building cars. They canceled SX in order to build the Cybertruck. I expect they’ll let 3Y just get really old.

        Instead of S3XY cars we get stunts. Solar roofs, Concept car roadsters, and of course humanoid robots.

        If only Tesla would be interested in cars again.

        Kevin_Flynn 19 minutes ago

        To be clear, my intention was not to throw shade on SpaceX or Tesla as companies, or on any of their USEFUL products. I like both companies, and their products. I'm a customer.

        My intention was to demonstrate the intent behind the demonstration, as physics says this is 100+ times more inefficient than a business jet, and will never fly more than 5 miles given its current size. Thats not me, thats PHYSICS.

        This was a sales pitch for a corporate merger, not a product launch.

        This is financial engineering.

        So by "do better" I meant, think longer term, solve a real problem. They have the resources, and the talent, and we got a donkey show.

        pfdietz 14 minutes ago

        Literal Skynet may be something, but "meh"?

  • bamboozled 14 minutes ago

    I love that the FSD feature still hasn't been delivered while they're demonstrating they're next idiotic product idea / stunt...no one mentions it.

      LewisVerstappen 12 minutes ago

      It has been delivered.

      I have FSD and it’s amazing.

        amanaplanacanal 9 minutes ago

        What he delivered is not what he promised.

          treis 3 minutes ago

          At some point why does anyone care? If something "amazing" was delivered what's the difference if it was exactly as promised.

  • epolanski 19 minutes ago

    Musk treating delusional fans like an ATM, lovely.

    There's people that preordered their Roadster in 2017....

    And they are rumoring now 2028 production, which in Tesla style will be deep in 2030s.