LinkedIn Larpmaxxing

24 points | by BurnerBurner an hour ago

18 comments

  • kleiba2 a minute ago

    I don't have a LinkedIn account and don't really care about it. The one thing, however, that bothers me to no end is all the many, many times when a LinkedIn page comes up near the top of the results to a Google query, then I click on it, and chances are I don't get to the actual information, but to the LinkedIn log-in page.

    Not that I think that this is LinkedIn's fault, but I assume Google's rationale is that "everybody has a LinkedIn account" so it's fine to include result pages that cannot be accessed without one.

  • shrubby 15 minutes ago

    Yes. I must use it within sandbox and single signon MFA and a password that questions my sanity to login. Even with this it regularly manages to sucks the soul dry occasionally.

      shrubby 14 minutes ago

      I remind you of the better version ShlinkedIN! Unfortunately it seems to be dead these days.

  • jmathai 34 minutes ago

    LinkedIn is truly an odd place. I think it’s more performative than Instagram.

      latentsea a few seconds ago

      The only reason I have LinkedIn is because I think I'm supposed to.

      BurnerBurner 28 minutes ago

      Tech Instagram is worse they just like looking at flashing colors on screen with no meaning. I once saw like this dude flexing about how complex his code is by showing like this obsidian ass diagram like dude what am I supposed to appreciate here? how coupled your code is?

      necklesspen 21 minutes ago

      Depends on your definition of more.

      You can absolutely find non-performative posts on Instagram. There is value in a sincere post - ex. sharing pictures of your cat to your friends.

      Whereas in LinkedIn no such value exists in my experience - I can't imagine myself posting there for any other reason than to be performative.

      So in terms of % of posts being performative I don't think anything tops LinkedIn.

      designerarvid 29 minutes ago

      It talks to that vain and insecure feeling that many of us have deep down.

      Interestingly, unlike instagram the LinkedIn business model has nothing to do with it. It’s built around b2b sales and professional recruitment.

  • flarg 18 minutes ago

    I know there's a lot of hate for LinkedIn here on HN but it really is the only place to see where ex-colleagues are working at and what competitors say they are up to. It's kind of like a boring version of TwitterX, but essential to those of us in normie jobs.

    I wish there was an alternative but at least there's not much right wing propaganda and it does just work.

  • vachina 7 minutes ago

    You need to prune your Indian connections.

  • steve_j_choi 21 minutes ago

    Linkedin got saturated like a benchmark

  • nicebyte 20 minutes ago

    I am not joking when I say that 4chan is a more rejuvenating and life affirming place than Linkedin

      plausibility 10 minutes ago

      Trolls posting absolute garbage /b/ are at least trying to evoke some feeling in you. Hard to say the same from the ‘I had dinner with my wife on a yacht. Here’s what it taught me about Series A VC relationships’ posting full of Claudisms and emojis.

      Who’s the target audience for that?

  • nalekberov 20 minutes ago

    Why would you visit LinkedIn nowadays to begin with? Like besides corporate clowns who is genuinely active there?

      gwerbin 6 minutes ago

      It used to be the case that if you wanted a new job, you could strategically update your profile and over the next several days you would get bombarded by recruiter messages, some of which would actually be high-quality leads.

      hyperhello 15 minutes ago

      It’s part of the Microsoft network of properties that make everything harder to get up in the morning.

  • stavros 11 minutes ago

    I hate LinkedIn so much I made a slop cannon for it. I have Claude research a topic and post an extremely LLM slop post about BuSiNeSs twice a week, and of course everyone comments with slop comments and I reply in kind.

    I immortalised the posts here:

    https://thinkpieces.stavros.io/

      gwerbin a minute ago

      Ironically I think these are insightful. If you want to produce true slop, you need to dumb down your topic selection, or have Claude pick the topics. The stuff about the incompatible goals of "data strategy" I think is genuinely useful perspective, for example.