45 comments

  • xnx 43 minutes ago

    The Onion predicted this in 2014: "Teens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4mMY2Kl3GY)

    Reminds me a little bit of the agent improvised coordination schemes.

      neilellis 11 minutes ago

      The Onion isn't satire it's just a dystopian Cassandara.

  • jonty a few seconds ago

    Back in ~2001 I ran a fairly popular blog commenting system - back then most blogs didn't have built-in comments, so I offered javascript embeds to add them to posts.

    One day performance started to go down rapidly, and within a few days my host got in touch about unusual CPU usage.

    I tracked it down to a series of random blogger.com blog posts with colossal comment threads measuring in the thousands - and all of the comments were in Japanese. The blog owners seemed very confused.

    Turns out Japanese schoolkids figured this trick out 25 years ago, and picked a new blog post each day.

  • m4ck_ 41 minutes ago

    Thats a pretty clever work around… sharing a playlist and using the comments on a podcast as group chat, not sure I’d have come up with that. the kids are alright I guess, good for them.

      aprilthird2021 34 minutes ago

      The kids only know each other as commenters on a video podcast which just stitched together trending TikTok videos. Since the only consumers of such content are kids whose parents ban them from social media, they got to know each other in that podcast's comments. When the podcast was taken down the kids, who all add each other on Spotify, see the other playlists of the other kids (one named "Chat here") and they go to the podcast in that list and chat there.

  • alexjplant 2 minutes ago

    [delayed]

  • bullfightonmars 12 minutes ago

    I was surprised last week to find that Spotify has turned in to full on social media/youtube now.

    I left Spotify off of screentime limits for my son so that he could listen to music or books at bedtime, and found him watching "podcasts" which have full youtube style pages with videos and comments.

  • thaack 8 minutes ago

    Sort of reminds me of "Party Lines" (No, not the selective ringing, multiple subscriber/line service) used by kids in the 1970s. "Party Lines" or test lines allowed multiple callers to dial in like a conference bridge. Seemed to be used extensively by kids to just chat or hang out via the telephone network.

    More info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy9zziwcV2w

  • jhallenworld 17 minutes ago

    "The goal is just to connect with people. You have nothing to talk about. You don't know each other very well. You're just seeing each other and acknowledging each other's presence"

    This right here is ham radio in a nutshell. These kids need transceivers and should give morse code a try.

      scottyah 13 minutes ago

      I think the biggest attraction is the formation of the group with no established processes. Nobody telling you "This is how things are done around here". Exactly the opposite of ham radio

        cj 11 minutes ago

        It's the beginning of the rebirth of Web 1.0!

        jhallenworld 12 minutes ago

        CB radio then.

  • statenjason 14 minutes ago

    Canva is a group chat for students at the local school. The share function of projects as “channels”, comments for text, and slides a surface for sharing media.

  • nyargh 35 minutes ago

    Discovered my kid doing exactly this years ago. We purposefully limited all social media, locked dowb devices etc, but life uh.. finds a way.

    I was impressed, just had the standard talk about how you have to assume everything you put out on the internet never goes away and that you really have no idea who is on the other side of the screen, never share personal information, etc

    Now they are older and are on ridiculous group chats with their friends. Pretty impossible to control tbh. At least they keep me up to date with the latest memes!

      barnas2 18 minutes ago

      > I was impressed, just had the standard talk about how you have to assume everything you put out on the internet never goes away and that you really have no idea who is on the other side of the screen, never share personal information, etc

      This feels pretty level headed. My parents seemed to be of the opinion that the internet consisted entirely of pedophiles and me. Talking to anyone for any reason got me in a ton of trouble. All it meant was that I got really good at hiding stuff from them as a kid.

      bityard 10 minutes ago

      > everything you put out on the internet never goes away

      I've been thinking about this quite a lot recently as I've been trying to dig up information about 90's era dial-up bulletin board systems. It was a scene I was deeply immersed in at the time (or at least, one specific niche within it) and there is surprisingly little information left which is easy to find now, 30 years later. I remember the web being awash in more contemporary technical minutia than I could read in a lifetime. Now, the vast majority of it seems to be flat-out missing or at least very well hidden/distributed.

      I think it is more accurate to say, "everything you put on out on the Internet _might_ never go away." Because my experience has been, a lot already has.

        Avicebron 4 minutes ago

        The might or might not is a critical part of why the panopticon works..

  • valorzard 20 minutes ago

    Me and my friends used to do this in middle school/high school with Google Docs.

    We would share a Google Docs link with each other and use it to communicate, and then pretend we were doing homework

  • Tepix 39 minutes ago

    First the chat agents, now the kids!

  • hyperlinerapp 20 minutes ago

    Islamist terrorists have been doing similar things, starting with unsent emails in draft.

      jhallenworld 3 minutes ago

      The Iranian revolution was due to messages spread on cassette tape. It's all Phillips's fault.

      inanutshellus 14 minutes ago

      ...and the occasional director of the CIA to his girlfriends... la tee dah...

  • TuringNYC 34 minutes ago

    Reminds me of the old slashdot post from 25yrs ago that people still chat on

  • pteraspidomorph 23 minutes ago

    I really dislike the font on this website. It renders extremely misaligned at small sizes, or is that just my browser?

      neilellis 15 minutes ago

      Peak HN comment :-)

        pteraspidomorph 8 minutes ago

        I know, I know, but it's so visually disturbing! I work with fonts a lot (I have almost 2000 installed in my computer alone) and this looks like one of those prank fonts designed to upset people, at least to me. I checked the name of the font and confirmed that when zooming in, I can see how some of the glyphs that aren't normally meant to extend under the baseline do so, resulting in the uneven look, but it could still happen to be worsened by some kind of rounding or antialiasing or whatever that isn't the same for every client/engine.

  • ok123456 32 minutes ago

    Just like sid=trolltalk on Slashdot.

  • tamimio 31 minutes ago

    These always happen, whenever you try to block something, people will find an alternative, sometimes using email drafts with shared login to avoid sending an email and gets detected, other times console chats, and now comment sections, and others will follow. It’s why these things (allowing or disallowing to access the internet or PC or whatever) should be done at the family level, not the state, the state has no business to decide how to parent your kids.

  • neilellis 14 minutes ago

    Well now all the agents will have this in their training data, so expect them to come calling in the future :-) :-)

  • micromacrofoot 21 minutes ago

    I've seen this in a few apps! essentially all you need is an editable text field and some slightly social feature and a handful of kids will collude to use it to circumvent restrictions (of either screen time or school network blocks). Sleep apps, meditation apps, music apps, etc

  • adaml_623 an hour ago

    "I would say that I'm definitely a bit hard to get to know because I don't know a lot about myself yet. But I think if you do get to know me, you'll find out I'm a pretty cool person."

    Such an excellent line from a young person.

      kurthr 43 minutes ago

      These unaligned near frontier human agents have escaped containment and are out of control!

  • paulajohnson an hour ago

    Tell me again about how we need to keep children off social media....

      RIMR 35 minutes ago

      We absolutely need to make efforts to limit kids' exposure to addictive social media mechanisms.

      People aren't generally against kids using the Internet to communicate; they are against giant tech companies using children as a captive audience without regard to how their decisions might hurt them.

      If kids are misusing a comments feature as a general-purpose chat room, good for them. They figured out how to manipulate the system instead of letting the system manipulate them.

      Regardless, we need to regulate social media so that it doesn't harm children, and we need to do so without sacrificing the privacy of every adult (age-gates don't work).

        pteraspidomorph 21 minutes ago

        This is why we need to rename "social media" to the more accurate "antisocial media". I think everyone reasonable wants kids to be social with each other.

      catlikesshrimp 42 minutes ago

      They tried to impose age verification on OS

      nekusar 21 minutes ago

      The problem is for-profit corporate social media.

      Fediverse has never hired thousands of psychologists to gamify everything.

      Fediverse hasn't added adverts to sell really seedy or blatantly illegal products.

      Fediverse hasn't engaged in genocide in Myanmar or Rohinga, or anywhere else.

      Fediverse doesn't run mass psychology experiments on unsuspecting users.

      But Facebook/Meta, X, and others definitely have.

      Edit: for those of you who -1'ed it, where am I wrong?

      tamimio 29 minutes ago

      Good parenting. This is not a technical or legal issue, this is parenting one.

        criddell 17 minutes ago

        I'll pretend for a minute that you are right and it's a parenting issue.

        Now what? Apparently most parents are bad so what do you do?

          tamimio 4 minutes ago

          You mandate parents to attend training and educations, in fact, this is done in many countries even before they get married let alone having kids. You make it the spotlight, the current hot new thing, that parents need to learn how parent, it’s mentioned on ads and TV or podcasts or whatever, a full campaign, instead of wasting all these money on political campaigns or corporate ones that brings nothing of value, or instead of funding entertainment industry with who knows say 10bn from tax payers, make it 5bn and the rest goes into teaching and training parents, not just for the kids, but also to be a good family, that’s an investment definitely worth it. There are many ways but obviously it’s the least priority, because it’s in the interest of the state to keep it like this, to justify later when laws are passed that violate people privacy and rights.

  • sublinear an hour ago

    > Before I tell you about the first thing, I just want you to remember our brains were still developing when we thought this was so funny.

    Are we seriously going to keep saying stuff like this to enculturate young people?

    I used to love NPR (I suppose my brain was still developing), but it's offhand comments like this that show too much ulterior motive and keep driving me away from ever listening again.

      semiquaver 39 minutes ago

      This American Life is an independent program, not produced or distributed by NPR. The person who wrote that is a TAL producer, not affiliated with NPR.

      Also, were you trying out some new vocabulary? enculturate is not appropriate in the context you used it, and it’s not clear what exactly you were trying to convey, other than your own grumpiness, which came through loud and clear.

        inanutshellus 12 minutes ago

        > enculturate

        I think he meant inculcate as, presumably, an "eggcorn". IMO honest mistake not worth chastising.

      collingreen 35 minutes ago

      What is the ulterior motive?

      This sounds like lightly self deprecating nod to something cringey done in their earlier career. What have I missed?

      myko 34 minutes ago

      I don't get it, what's the issue with the phrase?