136 comments

  • shepardrtc 14 minutes ago

    Meta has warped society to think that life is meaningless without affirmation.

    No amount of money can fix that or punish them.

    I think that sharing things can be wonderful, but monetizing that or adding Like counts to gamify it is very damaging to people. This idea that everyone should know better and take a ideological stand against some dumb app is ridiculous. Life can be hard at times, and these apps manipulated that.

      jjulius 2 minutes ago

      >Meta has warped society to think that life is meaningless without affirmation.

      No, Meta just amplified it to the nth degree. Humanity has always put an outsized emphases on such affirmation, whether it's reputation, status, belonging, approval, prestige, attractiveness, respectability, yadda yadda yadda. Consumer culture and mass media were already firmly entrenched and doing a damn good job of turning those into visible measures of personal worth in the form of wealth, possessions, beauty standards, popularity, professional success, celebrity... I could go on and on.

      Meta just put a big ol' bright spotlight on the worst aspects that we were already amplifying, and perhaps sped-run that amplification.

  • hugodan an hour ago

    still feels like they got away easy for raping children's minds

    "Meta has long argued it could not have misled consumers about whether its services were addictive because "social media addiction" is not a recognized psychiatric condition."

    that's a nice escape hatch, considering that they are using all the tricks in the book (from online gambling, etc) and then some

      RunSet 3 minutes ago

      "Meta denies wrongdoing in settling claims"

      It is like contending with that monstrous child from the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life".

      It's good what you did to those children, Mark. And it's a good thing you paid billions in hush money, too.

      philipallstar 3 minutes ago

      The real trick was convincing parents to buy devices for their kids. That's by far the worst thing he's ever done.

      Barbing an hour ago

      >[irreparably damaging] children's minds

      I’d love for someone to get me into Mark Zuckerberg’s head on why he should keep doing what he’s doing.

        nyxtom 7 minutes ago

        He's not going to willingly shutdown his company, the same reason a casino will not just suddenly close up shop. The owner would have to have a dramatic shift in worldview to delete the whole thing.

          barbazoo 3 minutes ago

          Strawman, no one said anything about shutting down the company.

          Even without the government telling them, they shouldn't be damaging children.

        Jgrubb 44 minutes ago

        What's he gonna do? There is no "enough" with some personalities, there is only "more".

        bakies 43 minutes ago

        Money!

          Barbing 40 minutes ago

          Figure his own mental steelmans are legitimately more complex, though. And more faulty.

            zbentley 2 minutes ago

            Maybe. I had the ... I'm not going to say "pleasure" or "displeasure", because it wasn't a particularly voluntary experience but it was an enlightening one ... of talking with a couple of newly extremely wealthy people, on a pretty deep/vulnerable level, about their worldview. Anecdotal and not that many data points, so grain of salt. These were two pretty different people in different situations.

            The impression I came away with is that their rationalizations for continuing to accumulate/keep wealth were created perfunctorily, downstream of being wealthy. Some of their rationalizations were defensible ("I'll start a charitable foundation" or "I'm economically transforming the communities where my businesses operate"), some not. But I got the strong feeling that the rationalizations (even the ones that these people used on themselves, not for others) were developed in response to the baseline prior that they needed to keep/increase their wealth. The rationalizations weren't reflective of values that were present before the wealth, they were just a necessary buffer against cognitive dissonance given that the real core value in play was that they needed to keep their wealth. If they hadn't rationalized it with "I'm a job creator", it would have been something else, and it wouldn't have mattered. The narrative wasn't the point, they just needed something serving that purpose.

            I was also surprised at how little deservedness came up. Very few of their rationalizations had to do with pride/entitlement a la "I am smarter/better than others therefore this wealth should go to me". They were more ... utilitarian reasons that they shouldn't stop accumulating money.

            vrganj 14 minutes ago

            Some popular ones:

            * The whole Atlas Shrugged self-deification bit

            * Relatedly, the "Effective" "Altruism" bit, where you first have to gain power at all costs to then properly wield it for good. But even by that standard, you'd think he'd have enough power by now.

            Lastly, not really his own mental steelman, but more of an external diagnosis:

            * Increased wealth has been shown repeatedly [0] to be correlated with narcissistic symptoms. Maybe it's simply pathology.

            [0] https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23963971/

        snackbroken 17 minutes ago

        >They "trust me"

        >Dumb fucks.

        Is an attitude he never grew out of.

        wyre 40 minutes ago

        If he doesn’t do it someone else will.

        Also, I’m sure Peter Thiel being one of his first major investors has something to do with it.

      giwook 31 minutes ago

      Agreed, especially considering Meta made $60.46 billion in profit in 2025 alone.

      hliyan 12 minutes ago

      Agreed. I'm increasingly coming to the conclusion that ad-hoc legal action and regulations are just stop gap measures in a losing battle, and that any remedy needs to be more foundational. For example: mandate that every job description in any private corporation include a list of ethics responsibilities, and that employees may challenge management directives that in their view breach those responsibilities, and if management response is unsatisfactory, that employees may raise the concern to relevant authority. This will limit management/shareholder/board ability to pressure/incentivize an otherwise individually rational workforce to collectively behave like a psychopath.

      mapotofu 33 minutes ago

      The system rewards psychopaths like Mark. Decent people, like Tom from MySpace, cash their check when they have more than they need. Demons, like Mark, want more and more and more and more- they will go to any lengths to get it because screw everyone else, they are lessers. That’s Mark and that’s the system rewarding him. We all know Tom is way cooler.

      api 42 minutes ago

      The smoking gun here is that they actually hired psychologists and experts in creating addictive stuff from e.g. the gambling industry. It clearly shows that their intent was "make this as addictive as possible."

      Then they ignored tons and tons of warning signs that this was having a negative effect especially on children and the elderly.

      Now I think they need to hit YouTube, TikTok, and addiction-engineered loot box games. If we're establishing the precedent that addiction-engineering is bad, that's a huge win for our civilization.

      Pretty much the entire mobile ecosystem is a hellscape of black hat attacks on the human central nervous system. You can do it via a web browser or a desktop too but when you do it on a phone the portability and something about the form factor and touch interface seems to supercharge it.

        pwg 31 minutes ago

        > Then they ignored tons and tons of warning signs that this was having a negative effect especially on children and the elderly.

        So long as the changes produced (to their belief) increases in advertising revenue, they didn't care. More ad money was all that mattered.

        65 32 minutes ago

        All those smart Stanford grads got to make the world a better place by psychologically damaging millions of children.

        account42 16 minutes ago

        > The smoking gun here is that they actually hired psychologists and experts in creating addictive stuff from e.g. the gambling industry. It clearly shows that their intent was "make this as addictive as possible."

        The Games industry, including everyone's favorite Valve, does the same thing btw. And the result is no less disgusting.

      superxpro12 24 minutes ago

      not a recognized psychiatric condition as they employ how many psychiatrists on staff to specifically engineer this addition. i hate that the standard of evidence for these claims is impossibly high. Like you need an email from zuck himself that says "i want to mind rape young boys"... when there's mountains of evidence of them working to that exact goal... they just didnt say "mind rape young boys". The actions and results speak plainly enough. WE dont need zuck himself to confirm it.

      tiahura 23 minutes ago

      America defaults to free. That's very unsettling for those that an authoritarian approach.

      Maybe all these state AGs knew there was a good chance of losing because the facts aren't as strong as the narrative?

        BugsJustFindMe 18 minutes ago

        > "America defaults to free. That's very unsettling for those that an authoritarian approach."

        The least insane general position is to always ask "Free for who to do what?"

        Freedom for you to try cocaine if you want? Ok, let's consider it, but let's have a serious discussion about public health and safety first because there are predictable public consequences to broader society.

        Freedom for someone to put cocaine in your food without telling you? No, that's just actually an immoral position.

      aprilthird2021 an hour ago

      This is crazy, Meta is not solely responsible for people and kids having addiction to their phones (very similar if not identical to social media addiction).

      Gambling has regulations all the companies have to abide by. Social media and content platforms have nothing like that.

        LevGoldstein 20 minutes ago

        They profited so thoroughly from building the addiction machine that they sought to lobby for legislation that imposed restrictions on internet usage that will actively and permanently add friction to computing and make the internet as a whole less free, just to try to avoid culpability for their actions. They knew what they were building.

        forestrywat an hour ago

        They are a very, very, very significant contributor.

          Wolfbeta an hour ago

          Who is paying for their internet access?

            account42 13 minutes ago

            How is that at all relevant to the comment you're replying to. We don't need to find a single party we can apply all blame to.

            techpression 36 minutes ago

            Imagine thinking parents stand a snowballs chance in hell fighting against products explicitly made to exploit their children from companies spending billions on it. It’s like 0.00001% of parents that has those skills, if that.

            forestrywat 43 minutes ago

            Imagine being so out of touch that you think parents are generally equipped with the knowledge, features, and emotional capacity to manage their child's entire exposure to the internet in a way they cannot or will not circumvent. Laughable.

        datsci_est_2015 an hour ago

        > Gambling has regulations all the companies have to abide by. Social media and content platforms have nothing like that.

        Ah, then I’m sure Meta will be quite happy to support legislation that requires a message to be displayed every time you open the app, upload a photo, or post a comment:

          - “Social media use is shown to directly cause significant mental health distress, especially to children. Continue? Yes / Close / Configure allowed applications”
        
        Similar to tobacco products.
        kstrauser an hour ago

        True. They’re just one of the largest companies who deliberately engineered their software to be addictive, the Sacklers of social media, if you will.

      groundzeros2015 15 minutes ago

      Are we going to pretend that internet did not expose inappropriate content to children prior to Facebook?

        tedggh 10 minutes ago

        There were definitely horrible places on the internet pre Facebook that were popular among kids like Rotten and Ogrish. But there was not a trillion dollar company investing billions of dollars and hundreds of scientists on research to attract and hook kids to their platform. This is not remotely comparable.

          EagnaIonat 2 minutes ago

          The targeted adverts to kids was more horrific. Like targeting troubled male teens with gun adverts.

        TSiege 10 minutes ago

        The case isn't whether or not this happens, it's whether or not the Facebook knew the about the harms and made decisions that were negligent at best or deliberate at worst

        JKCalhoun 6 minutes ago

        Does that excuse Facebook?

        lazide 14 minutes ago

        It was more organic, less profitable and mechanized.

        gabes 9 minutes ago

        Is inappropriate content on some random forum the same as deliberately manipulating children?

  • meric_ a few seconds ago

    I don't understand. Why is meta paying 70% while Google tiktok etc are paying 15-30%

    Are these not the same apps

  • _ink_ an hour ago

    Pay 25% from your 2025 profit for harming children since at least 2019 and be able to continue doing so. Sounds like a loss for society and a win for Meta.

      voakbasda 13 minutes ago

      Is anyone the slightest bit surprised? Our courts are no longer effective at bringing justice. They only have the law, and the law flagrantly favors the rich and their pet corporations.

      oneneptune an hour ago

      The article outlines several changes Meta is having to implement that curbs the "and be able to continue doing so" argument a bit. That said, I wish these settlements included tobacco-esque requirements for ongoing funds to educate people. The tobacco settlement funds have been somewhat successful.

      nerder92 35 minutes ago

      > META Total Annual Revenue in 2025: $200.97 billion (up from $164.50 billion in 2024).

      They literally don’t care.

      alfalfasprout an hour ago

      Yeah but politicians get to claim this is a win. Let's be honest, that's the real reason the prosecution went for a deal this small.

        aprilthird2021 an hour ago

        Meta has the pocketbook to appeal this to a non-jury setup where they'd be more likely to win (imo most juries are ready to agree to any penalty on social media companies for any reason)

        Noaidi 32 minutes ago

        And if people do not think Meta settled without input from the Trump administration and a possible reward for doing so, well, I got this bridge in Brooklyn to sell you, barely used.

        I wonder which way Facebook's algorithms will tilt in this years mid-term elections....

      aprilthird2021 an hour ago

      I dunno, I kinda feel they have to pay the price for governments not having applicable regulations on this kinda stuff.

      It's not reasonable to expect them to put up rules their competition don't have to abide by, and if the government has 0 rules regarding social media, what should they do?

      They're not solely responsible for phone addiction but none of their competitors get sued the same...

        iso1631 40 minutes ago

        You can't use the word "reasonable" when dealing with companies with more power than most governments

  • NalNezumi 9 minutes ago

    >Meta will impose daily usage limits and restrict nighttime usage by children who use Facebook and Instagram, and enhance measures to prevent children from accessing age-restricted content

    So meta won.

    The only thing I'm asking for is better control over my social media. Let me remove infinite scroll on Instagram and don't show me things I have explicitly followed on Facebook. And do this setting by default and a cigarette like warning pop-up when you try to enable the algorithms.

    (I know you can do this with custom apps and I'm doing that but you have no clue how many non tech people beg me to share how and then cop out when they learn you have to download custom apk. Just add these functionalities as an default )

      JKCalhoun 3 minutes ago

      "So meta won."

      Unless we make sure in print to specify "Meta, the company found to have harmed children, …".

  • ApolloFortyNine 7 minutes ago

    >Meta will impose daily usage limits and restrict nighttime usage by children who use Facebook and Instagram, and enhance measures to prevent children from accessing age-restricted content.

    Even if we assume children don't find a way around this, they will simply switch to a different social media app after their two hours are up, or switch to an app that doesn't have the two hour limit at all.

    This is clearly a rule that would have to be mandated by the government, or perhaps parental controls on their devices (not sure why parenting was ruled out here apparently). Same with whatever opinions people have on an algorithm showing you content you'd enjoy, which has always been the goal of media since the concept of a magazine was created, they just didn't have the right tools available.

    It also will only punish kids who actually gave their age no? That's not actually required (yet) to sign up for a social media app. I was probably 9 when I started clicking a random year for my age when signing up. Doesn't take you long to figure out you have to jump through hoops when your honest.

    Really I have no idea what this case accomplished besides being a tax on a successful company.

  • julianpye an hour ago

    The WSJ reports: "As part of the settlement agreement, Meta will also make sweeping changes to its services, Facebook and Instagram, including implementing a default two-hour time limit on its apps for users under 18."

    The question is of course if these limits are enforced and if they are shared across other services.

      pelagicAustral an hour ago

      So nice of them to let kids lose their minds 2 hours at the time.

      kwanbix an hour ago

      Two hours is one hour too long if you ask me.

      This should be implemented also for adults.

      And non-avoidable.

        dmoose an hour ago

        Two hours is two hours too long.

        okdood64 25 minutes ago

        Adults can’t decide for themselves?

          wildzzz a minute ago

          There isn't some magical switch that's flipped on your 18th birthday where you suddenly be pragmatic and make rational decisions. Even into your 20s, your brain is still developing. My mother is in her 60s and addicted to facebook and tiktok. It takes significant willpower to overcome addictions for most people. The brain of an 18 year old addicted to social media is mashing the "do the feel good thing" button just the same as a 17 year old.

          voakbasda 11 minutes ago

          Adults should not be allowed to use heroin either.

        Der_Einzige 12 minutes ago

        Only if we make sure it applies to your HN social media time. After all, we wouldn’t want you to get too used to your own freedom and autonomy. We must remind you that random people like me must consent to you doing what you want with a social media platform!

        slopinthebag 22 minutes ago

        You think the state should restrict what adults do on their phones?

        richwater 24 minutes ago

        Why do you support a nanny state that tells adults what content they are allowed to consume?

      Rebelgecko 11 minutes ago

      Would've been cool if they had actual improvements like the timeline only shows people posts from their friends

      sajithdilshan 22 minutes ago

      It’s gonna be like micro dosing drugs. Like what kind of a lawmaker would think that’s okay

      _ink_ an hour ago

      Probably default setting that can be changed by the under aged user. And probably per app or even per account.

  • jcmoscon 37 minutes ago

    I think worse than social media nowadays is youtube shorts. That thing is so addictive to kids. I wish there was a way to delete shorts from youtube and have only long form videos available in the app.

      bvinc a minute ago

      I found a good solution. In the YouTube settings you can turn off your watch history. It’ll want you that your recommendations will not be as good. You can watch a YouTube short, but when you try to scroll to the next one, it’ll tell you that there is no next video because watch history is not enabled.

      yodsanklai 17 minutes ago

      Exactly. And also a way to opt-out of the comment section. It's hard for me to resist looking at the comments, and sometimes commenting.

      DamnInteresting 23 minutes ago

      Agreed, YouTube Shorts and similar pap (e.g., Tik Tok) seem corrosive to a developing mind...the mindless content, automatic looping, serving up one shallow video after another. It's no wonder the tech CEOs insulate their own kids from this stuff[1].

      [1] https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/technology/silicon-valley...

      myko 30 minutes ago

      100%, Shorts are an abomination.

  • Gualdrapo 15 minutes ago

    A few days ago I learned guerrilla dissent groups here in Colombia were using Facebook and Tiktok to target children towards joining them. $16.68B is too little for them.

  • jbombadil an hour ago

    Would be nice to be able to enable these features as an adult (stop autoplay videos and no algorithmic feed).

    Also, I’m surprised by the lack of enforcement to remove infinite scrolling.

      yodsanklai 19 minutes ago

      Yes, and also if only I could disable shorts and the comment section in youtube.

      paulkrush 40 minutes ago

      I want sliders to control the feed.

  • tedggh 6 minutes ago

    So harming kids has an official price tag now, $17B. That’s about $8 for every kid in the world.

  • mandeepj 20 minutes ago

    From $1.2T lawsuit, they settled for $16.6B; Meta got quite a bargain

      jsw97 a minute ago

      1% of market cap does not feel right for this. I guess to the general public $16 billion sounds like a lot.

  • kwanbix an hour ago

    Only to children? What about adults? Yes, I know we are supposed to be more responsible, but this things are made to be addicted and you don't realize until it is too late.

  • paxys 10 minutes ago

    It’s ridiculous that so many issues affecting this country over the last two decades can be traced to the inability of Congress to pass laws.

  • Ekaros 39 minutes ago

    Business as usual. The ownership class will always win. At this point I really doubt we will ever get anything that isn't either small payment relatively or something they can't weasel out of.

  • paxys 44 minutes ago

    For context Meta had $61.8 billion revenue and $15.85 billion net income in Q2 2026. So this entire “existential threat” of teenage safety amounts to one bad quarter for the company, and they will continue on unscathed.

  • asf1254 an hour ago

    1% of their market cap. I don't think we'll see someone with a net worth of $100,000 paying only a $1000 fine for harming children.

      Wololooo 17 minutes ago

      You are absolutely right, they would commit fraud on an unprecedented level and get away with hundreds of millions!

      ben_w an hour ago

      Market cap is generally the wrong measure. If you registered asf1254 Inc., and it was always just you, and it traded like Meta stocks trade, then "asf1254 Inc." would have a market cap ~6.2× whatever you're currently earning.

      i.e., if you earn $100k/year, you'd be "worth" $620k, and 1% of that would be a fine of $6200.

        cryptonym 9 minutes ago

        You may earn 100k/y and have 10M real estate + 2M in bank. Why would you dumb down market cap to earnings?

        Anyway, 6K for harming children at that scale remains ridiculous.

      dbbk an hour ago

      Market cap isn't real money

        cryptonym 15 minutes ago

        Money isn't real, yet that's how we size a lot of things.

        micromacrofoot 33 minutes ago

        it's funny how it's real money when it's useful and fake money when it's not

          kingleopold 21 minutes ago

          well that is Schrödinger's finance for you, they decide whether to say its fake or real based on their own benefit.

      iamacyborg an hour ago

      If the handling of the Epstein files in the US is anything to go by, they’d get away scot free.

  • itsryanlenk 43 minutes ago

    As long as you have enough money to throw billion dollar darts at a trillion dollar dart board you're gonna skate out cleanly every time. There's a bigger problem here and everyone knows it.

  • alpineman 44 minutes ago

    Shameful behavior. Anyone working on making these products more addictive or otherwise benefitting from their negative impact on society and politics should take a long hard look in the mirror.

  • skizm 33 minutes ago

    The other big tech companies were able to keep their settlement amounts private, since they settled before this case went to court. I wonder how their settlements compare. I bet they were much smaller given Meta took an actual L in court, they probably had less leverage when negotiating this number.

  • datakan 40 minutes ago

    Who gets the money?

  • ChicagoBoy11 an hour ago

    As a school administrator, this is pretty disappointing.

    I've included slides showing a graphic of someone in a slot machine next to a screenshot of Instagram, and would do an activity where the children themselves drew connections of what they saw/knew. It was not difficult, and they hit it out of the park every time.

    The fact that the possible damages sought was over 200 billion, and this settlement clocks in at less than ten percent of that value plus "concessions" that really at this point are just tablestakes for them product itself to just be viable given the parent backlash against these things, is incredibly disappointing. They have cost people on the periphery of this A LOT more, and from a merely business proposition, the wanton disregard for safety in this case proved to be a smart business move. The lawsuit should have had a chilling effect on anyone trying to do anything similar lately, but that will not be the case.

      voakbasda 5 minutes ago

      If anything this will embolden others to continue to pursue strategies of “do harm and pay the fine.” It is simply a cost for these sociopaths doing business, and our government has explicitly endorsed that status quo for decades.

  • fivetenpen an hour ago

    Why not just ban the engagement algorithm completely. Adults are just as susceptible to addiction.

      jimmyjazz14 25 minutes ago

      Why not just ban all non government approved speech, less we hear something that might hurt our feelings or make us engage in wrongthink.

        left-struck 6 minutes ago

        It’s interesting that you bring up wrongthink. Banning free speech would be something like out of 1984, but what we have is far more subtle and insidious. A system that shows you only what it wants you to see, while tricking you into thinking you’re seeing what you want to see.

        Anyway, you can support free speech while hating this algorithm crap at the same time.

      testaccount28 24 minutes ago

      what is "the engagement algorithm"?

      Der_Einzige 9 minutes ago

      Only when all those who call for bans also delete their HN and Reddit accounts.

  • DivingForGold 20 minutes ago

    Zuck, PUBLIC ENEMY #1

  • foolinaround 30 minutes ago

    who receives (or has received) actual payments ( other than the lawyers)? I think we need some service that is able to break this out

  • joering2 12 minutes ago

    $16.6B versus $1.4T market cap (1.17%). So basically rob a bank of $100 million dollars, on your way out give $1.1 million to cops and you are free to go with the rest.

      voakbasda 9 minutes ago

      Yes. This has been demonstrated as a viable strategy more times than I can count.

  • hax0ron3 34 minutes ago

    So if I write a book that your kid just can't stop reading it over and over again because I deliberately made it compulsively re-readable, and then your kid develops some kind of issues because my book is so interesting to him, you can sue me and win?

    I don't like that idea. Personally, I value free speech more than some supposed "harms" done to children by content. Content that they can easily stop consuming by just closing the app.

      rlpb 31 minutes ago

      It's established that exposing children to bad things causes harm. This isn't specific to technology. "Free speech" isn't a concept that applies to the exposure of harmful speech to children.

      jimmyjazz14 23 minutes ago

      Agreed, this is just setting the stage for requiring age verification (and surveillance) under the pretense of "saving the children".

      yodsanklai 7 minutes ago

      I don't think this has to do with free speech. If companies can deliberately harm kids, they should be regulated.

      Der_Einzige 11 minutes ago

      Yup! I hate meta too but this case wasn’t the right way to take them down. Glad they got away with it.

      DonHopkins 24 minutes ago

      Yeah, and all you perverts stop telling Grok to produce kiddie porn, because Elon is a free speech absolutist who absolutely believes in his own free speech, and your own personal responsibility to close his kiddie porn generation app. So if somebody uses it to generate pictures of your children, you can easily stop consuming by just closing the app.

      65 30 minutes ago

      I agree, I should be allowed to give children my amazing crystal meth, it's such an untapped market.

  • Varelion 17 minutes ago

    I am so sick of corporations getting slaps no the wrist for these heinous crimes. Why is there no fucking justice in this god damn country?

  • okokwhatever 25 minutes ago

    Ok, but how the kids will recover from all this harm? Is this money gonna be used correctly for once?

  • xvxvx 27 minutes ago

    I’m beyond sick of how this country operates. This is small potatoes for Meta and stops the $1T+ lawsuit, which would have had an actual impact on these scumbags.

    Time and time again it’s the same story: the Protestant worship of money and wealth at the expense of others. If it makes money then it’s a blessing from God, and thus cannot be evil.

    Sorry, Americans, but your children will be mind raped with social media and pornography to grow the GDP. Don’t put up a fight: the government has their back. And an army.

      gurumeditations 9 minutes ago

      You puritans are obsessed with porn. If you don’t like jerking off, then don’t! Hate yourself and leave the rest of us alone. You’re not protecting kids or anyone else with your moral panic.

        Der_Einzige 7 minutes ago

        Yup. Who brought circumcison into this country and why? Oh yeah, mad as hell conservatives who would literally mutilate their children all because gasp they might experience a bit of that forbidden, evil, no good, pleasure.

        And after all, we are all sinners in a world of an angry god…

        Fuck WASPs.

      electriclove 24 minutes ago

      Protestant? that's a cute misdirection

  • buellerbueller an hour ago

    Shame; the states involved has an opportunity for actual redress of harms, as opposed to just some campaign-worthy soundbyte.

  • Devasta 36 minutes ago

    Anything that doesn't have Zuckerberg and the rest of the top brass in a gulag the rest of their lives doesn't go far enough.

  • iso1631 38 minutes ago

    Isn't this just the EU wanting to tax big american businesses?

      Ekaros 37 minutes ago

      Here it is states of USA wanting to tax corporation not incorporated in them. So pure greed.

  • gib444 43 minutes ago

    Pocket change

  • 4ndrewl an hour ago

    Table stakes. Just the cost of doing business.

    A bit like millionaires who park illegally because "it only cost $100 to park here, and my PA will do the admin"

  • dbbk an hour ago

    I absolutely hate these settlement endings. The states were going to win.

  • JumpCrisscross an hour ago

    “Shares of Meta rose 4.4% in pre-market trading.”

      scrumper an hour ago

      A measure of the market's perception of the threat to Meta from these lawsuits. The uncertainty is over now, so the price goes back up.

      I'm interested in the settlement details - yes $16bn ok fine but any behavioral or structural changes? If it's just financial, nothing really changes... (EDIT: I see julianpye found some details in the WSJ, in another comment. There are some feature adjustments.)

        JumpCrisscross an hour ago

        > the settlement details

        “Meta will initially pay about $12 billion. That sum increases to $17.1 billion if Snap, TikTok and YouTube also settle with the states and agree to financial penalties and product changes.

        The settlement will effectively force Meta to make major product changes for all U.S. users. The company agreed to interrupt endless scrolling and to impose two-hour daily time limits on Instagram and Facebook. To avoid addictive use and sleep interruptions, the company will limit usage between midnight and 6 a.m. and silence notifications between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m.

        Meta will also limit features that psychologists link to negative social comparisons, such as beauty filters and a tallying of the ‘like’ button clicks. It will also strengthen age verification tools and parental controls” [1].

        [1] https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/26/technology/meta-settlemen...

      smugma an hour ago

      Short-lived. Down to flat now.

  • stego-tech 39 minutes ago

    So a literal slap on the wrist that doesn’t discourage or stop the actually harmful behavior.

    Look, I get that certain demographics are terrified of another Arthur Andersen-esque collapse of a firm, but if we don’t punish companies to the point of possible insolvency, then we’re creating a moral hazard wherein more companies will continue engaging in harmful behavior because they know they won’t ever be held properly accountable.

    If we actually harmed (or even bankrupted) Meta with a suitable fine relative to the harms inflicted, you’d see the wider social media industry (and adjacent tech companies) clean up their shit really fucking fast to avoid a similar fate.