18 comments

  • zabzonk 3 minutes ago

    My little brother was attacked once in France by a coypu. Needed medical attention. Beavers (we already have coypu) are being re-introduced into the UK, so maybe this sort of thing will increase here.

  • bogzz an hour ago

    This must be payback for us harvesting their delicious anal glands all those years ago.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/do...

      fwipsy 36 minutes ago

      Well ackshually...

      > Beaver food flavoring doesn't actually come from the animal's anal gland but from another organ next to it, called the castor sac.

      I still wouldn't try it, myself.

        bogzz 32 minutes ago

        The nuance takes some of the humor out of the notion of eating beaver ass, though. That weighty tail hides a delectable treat.

  • peri-cl 2 hours ago
      binaryturtle an hour ago

      Thanks! The original link gave me a 403 only.

        wolvoleo 4 minutes ago

        Yeah seems to be for everyone outside the US

  • delichon an hour ago

    > The injured fisherman in today’s attack, a 19-year-old male, appeared to have sustained a bite to the ankle and transported himself

    A disease that propagates itself by making animals want to bite other animals. I suppose rabies is the base phenomenon behind the zombie meme. It's also a good description of a large fraction of social media posts.

      senordevnyc an hour ago

      It's also a good description of a large fraction of social media posts.

      Case in point.

      Razengan an hour ago

      It's amazing how microorganisms, including that Cordyceps fungus, can "control" macro nervous systems so specifically..

  • adzm 2 hours ago

    Confirmed rabies positive by the way.

  • lithocarpus 2 hours ago

    "Beaver attacks on people are rare and are thought to primarily involve rabid animals" - the article

  • nwatson 11 minutes ago

    We better hope there aren't cuts to -rabies wild animal vaccines. These have cut down incidents like these in large degree, https://www.aphis.usda.gov/national-wildlife-programs/rabies... .

    QUOTE:

    The National Rabies Management Program was established in recognition of the changing scope of rabies. The goal of the program is to prevent the further spread of wildlife rabies and eventually eliminate terrestrial rabies in the United States through an integrated program that involves the use of oral rabies vaccination targeting wild animals.

    Since 1995, Wildlife Services (WS) has been working cooperatively with local, State, and Federal governments, universities and other partners to address this public health problem by distributing oral rabies vaccination (ORV) baits in targeted areas. This cooperative program targets the raccoon variant, canine variant in coyotes and a unique variant of gray fox rabies.

  • tomcam 2 hours ago

    "Beaver Attack" was not on my 2026 Hacker News headline bingo card

      rdx-amw 14 minutes ago

      Sounds like a Primus song but not quite.

  • profsummergig an hour ago

    The heat is driving me crazy too.

  • Fricken an hour ago
  • walrus01 an hour ago